December 2009
15 posts
i wish for change, i just cant make it happen
i hate my life, i want more than anything to change my attitude. i have a problem with it.
i dont have friends, every time someone gets close i push them away. get angry, shout, cry. do anything to make them hate me. i need people that can put up with it. its a test. it is not intentional.
at the age of 19 i still cut myself. it feels nice at the...
clientsfromhell:
Backstory: Textbook illustration on a 2-page spread titled “Where Does Milk Come From.”
Client: Please redraw this so we don’t see the cow’s udder.
Brilliant.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “You’re fired.”
Me: “Why?”
Client: “You printed it upside-down.”
Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”
clientsfromhell:
Me: “You still owe me money from the last set of changes which hasn’t been paid for six months, so I won’t make any more changes or provide you with an unlocked PDF until your account is up to date.”
Client: “What do you stand to achieve by doing this?”
Sunday
Every Sunday I can’t wait to see Post Secret.
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
It’s what I look forward to all week.
I need to actually get changed into warm clothes now foil bake some salmon and go out to celebrate sophies birthday. =]
Daww. →
